Creativity is the Mother of Destruction

Today is my boss's 50th birthday. In a not-so-clever attempt to protect his personal items, he locked his office door and removed part of the locking mechanism is a feeble attempt to keep the graphics department from defacing everything.

Silly man. Don't you know graphic designers are theives & liars?

"Of course we wouldn't do anything to your office, sir..."

Three hundred balloons, 3 boxes of Hefty bags, and four bags of glitter later...voilá! A virtual birthday masterpiece. We were going for the ball-pen effect, and I'm proud to say as he waded knee-deep in black balloons, I think we succeeded.

Never, never, never trust any department that has the word "creative" in it.