Spam Sammich

Sorry for the inconvenience to my dedicated readers, but apparently I caught the eye of a spammer who was driving me insane. Enter Word Verification, that annoying little necessity that forces the reader to decipher some squiggly text before you get your turn to speak. Who are these bastards who intrude into my daily zen, hocking useless products and services to the technologically-impaired & hopelessly naive? Does ANYBODY ever REALLY click on this stuff anyway? Why can't these web parasites get a life and try a real job?